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| Tony Risi & Aramis Pacitto from the feature film: "THE MAN WITH NO BRAIN" |
"THE GREAT TORONTO TENNIS MATCH!"
by Tony Rockin Risi on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 6:26pm ·
I was walking downtown,when I noticed a Tennis match was going on. Thank God!!!!!!!!!!! I brought my Racquet! For reasons I will not disclose.
SO PICTURE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guy was just about to serve until I stepped on the court and said: "My name is Tony Risi. And i'm here to win!"
So it was me verses the lot of'em!
i lost.
But I left with my head held high, with a black eye and an extra racket.
If your interested in a racquet let me know.
"Its Just Big Man Talk"
by Tony Rockin Risi on Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 11:52pm ·
I went to the supper market today and saw my friend joe. Then we went to a homeless shelter and had free food.
IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They gave you such small plates! It was ridiculous.
"10 Life Lessons from the Big Man:"
1) Working hard is over-rated.
2) Bald is the new Cool.
3) If you think you can, you probably can't.
4) Crazy people are normal too.
5) Scales aren't indestructible.
6) Candy should be the 7th food group.
7) If you're dancing, its because you've have too much to drink, why stop now?
8) I'm big, bald, got glasses and have no job or prospects, but still as cool as the underside of a pillow.
9) A meal isn't complete without breakfast.
10) It takes too long to write 10 rules.
IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They gave you such small plates! It was ridiculous.
"10 Life Lessons from the Big Man:"
1) Working hard is over-rated.
2) Bald is the new Cool.
3) If you think you can, you probably can't.
4) Crazy people are normal too.
5) Scales aren't indestructible.
6) Candy should be the 7th food group.
7) If you're dancing, its because you've have too much to drink, why stop now?
8) I'm big, bald, got glasses and have no job or prospects, but still as cool as the underside of a pillow.
9) A meal isn't complete without breakfast.
10) It takes too long to write 10 rules.
So I was walking down the street and I hear alarm bells, I rush to the scene. I see a crook running for it with bags of cash, stumbling down the street he could hardly run!
I took to my heels, I caught the guy....
And asked him to help carry the cash!
I ran the opposite way, I got all the cash in the world!
New socks here I come!!! HE HE!
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