Tuesday, December 18, 2012

THE CREATION OF "The Challenger" - JANUARY 2012

















             In early January 2012, the creation of the Challenger began just as Life Is Hell began and that was by watching TV.  Aramis Pacitto spoke to me one night about how all cop shows such as all the CSI, Rookie blue, Flashpoint and more, are all the same type of shows with different characters and the same story over and over again. Aramis and I felt that cop shows were done to death. "Andrew you know what we should do?," Aramis told me. "We should do a new type of cop show with, get this, a cop that stands for law and order and will do anything to stop criminals, even if it means to kill them." I liked the idea and he ran with it. He came up with the main character, who is a 6 foot 3 and was an ex-Green Beret who had a type of personality like Clint Eastwood from Dirty Harry and Jack Reacher from the novels. This characters name is Rick Sledge.

            The boss for Sledge was named Captain Mora. Mora is an elderly man who's first name isn't known (for now), and hes been in the force for his entire life and knows the ins and outs of the industry. Sledge is often question about his morals by Captain Mora due to the fact that Sledge takes the law into his own hands.

         Aramis had a first name for Sledges asssistant, Ronnie, but he didn't have a last name. Then while watching the Toronto Maple Leafs versus the Montreal Canadiens, we came up with a name based off of the Leafs defenseman named Gunnerson. We both liked the name and there he was Ronnie Gunnersson. "Ronny Gunnerson has just been newly promoted from Officer to Detective, he is Capt. Mora's solution to try and keep Sledge on the straight and narrow line of the law,"it says in The Challengers Synopsis. The comedic aspect is where I shed my light on the story especially when it comes to Sledges neighbours, Mr. & Mrs Johnson. With there one way glass and there tendency to spy on Sledge and watch his every move. They often complain about how Sledge acts and parks and they aren't afraid to call the cops on him. But the cops could care less about the complaints.

        That's all I'm willing to tell you for now. But be sure to watch our upcoming short Film on "The Challenger" Starring Aramis Pacitto as Rick Sledge and Andrew Di Pardo as Ronnie Gunnerson. Filming for the short film begins tomorrow and the final product will be released sometime next year.

Andrew Di Pardo

Sunday, December 2, 2012

STORIES & TIPS FROM TONY "the big man" RISI

Tony Risi & Aramis Pacitto from the feature film: "THE MAN WITH NO BRAIN"














"THE GREAT TORONTO TENNIS MATCH!"
by Tony Rockin Risi on Monday, April 16, 2012 at 6:26pm ·


I was walking downtown,when I noticed a Tennis match was going on. Thank God!!!!!!!!!!! I brought my Racquet! For reasons I will not disclose.

SO PICTURE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guy was just about to serve until I stepped on the court and said: "My name is Tony Risi. And i'm here to win!"

So it was me verses the lot of'em!
 i lost.

But I left with my head held high, with a black eye and an extra racket.

If your interested in a racquet let me know.

"Its Just Big Man Talk"
by Tony Rockin Risi on Saturday, April 14, 2012 at 11:52pm ·

I went to the supper market today and saw my friend joe. Then we went to a homeless shelter and had free food.


IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They gave you such small plates! It was ridiculous.

 "10 Life Lessons from the Big Man:"
1) Working hard is over-rated.
2) Bald is the new Cool.
3) If you think you can, you probably can't.
4) Crazy people are normal too.
5) Scales aren't indestructible.
6) Candy should be the 7th food group.
7) If you're dancing, its because you've have too much to drink, why stop now?
8) I'm big, bald, got glasses and have no job or prospects, but still as cool as the underside of a pillow.
9) A meal isn't complete without breakfast.

10) It takes too long to write 10 rules.


" TROUBLE AT THE BANK!"
 So I was walking down the street and I hear alarm bells, I rush to the scene. I see a crook running for it with bags of cash, stumbling down the street he could hardly run!
I took to my heels, I caught the guy....

And asked him to help carry the cash!

I ran the opposite way, I got all the cash in the world! 

 New socks here I come!!! HE HE!

"Burning in Hell" by Andrew Di Pardo
"Life Is Hell" By Andrew Di Pardo
"This ain't a Logo" by Andrew Di Pardo